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"I am a poker player.
Poker is war.
When I play poker,
I am a killer.
If you are my opponent,
I do not care about you,
I am not trying to be your friend or consider your feelings.
I have but one purpose in mind -
To take all of your money any way I can by whatever means necessary.
The sooner you surrender your chips the better.
I am a poker player."
- Barracuda


"To crush your enemy,
see them driven before you,
and to hear the lamentation of their women."
- Conan The Barbarian


"When I was young my mother taught me to play nicely.
I learned that lying was bad and sharing was good.
When I got older my father taught me to play poker.
I learned that lying was good and sharing was bad.
When I became an adult the internet taught me to play poker online.
I learned that mom and dad were both wrong."
- Throg


"Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up.
It knows it must run faster than the fastest Lion or it will be killed ...
Every morning a Lion wakes up.
It knows it must run faster than the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death.
It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle ...
When the sun comes up, you'd better be running."
- African Proverb

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